How do you intend on getting yourself onto the set of Transformers 3?

i'm ride my bike right down Michigan Ave with no abandon!.. then i'll transform myself into a giant babby carriage and fire missiles at stuff!.. awesome!..How do you intend on getting yourself onto the set of Transformers 3?I drive a transformer, so naturally they'll let me right in and think Im part of the cast..or I could dress up like that gaping mouthed whore megan fox..she has one look, and thats it...gaping mouth whore...how about closing your lips for five seconds while the earth is coming to an end? its no wonder they booted her out of the third.



or I could just pretend Im pizza delivery...everyone lets in the pizza manHow do you intend on getting yourself onto the set of Transformers 3?
Get a tattoo of "I hate Megan Fox" right on my left **** cheek.

Michael Bay will see my dedication, and that we're on the same page...



...keeping my fingers crossed for the role of the cassette walkmanHow do you intend on getting yourself onto the set of Transformers 3?Megan Fox can't get onto the set of Transformers 3, Stif.



Me? I'm gonna mail myself there in a box that says "Handle with care! Giant glass dildo for Michael Bay's ***!"How do you intend on getting yourself onto the set of Transformers 3?
A clipboard + yelling important sounding orders at random people + cleavage



It can't fail.How do you intend on getting yourself onto the set of Transformers 3?I am already there. My boyfriend Optimus got me in for a small part.How do you intend on getting yourself onto the set of Transformers 3?
i dont skwerlacon!!
offer megan fox a free plastic surgery